I am also talking about the weather, here I am stuck in this horrible cold record breaking weather of UK and over in Australia my cousins are posting picture of themselves chilling in their swimming pools drinking beer and cocktails. I mean why did the World have to work in that way, why couldn’t we in the UK have summer in December?

It is not just about eating Christmas meal in summer, it is also about making that trip to watch the fire works in river Thames in that freezing cold weather in New Year Eve, wearing your that old Russian hat. I don’t mind the cold nor do I mind wearing funny clothes, I just don’t like the fact of Aussies able to wear shorts and t-shirts in December time, oh no I do not hate them Aussies, I just hate my family.

So this is what I have decided, after I have won the lottery I will be buying a huge house, nah let’s make it a bungalow with indoor swimming pool, which then I will pimp out with some funky Snoop Doggy Dog style interior, no not just half naked women lying around, what I mean is some graphitic art around the pool with a mini bar and a DJ box in the corner of the pool, so I can host my 50^th Then all the pictures and videos will be posted in to Facebook for my dear family over in Australia to look at. Then I will post the pictures and videos taken on to facebook, so that my CLOSEST family over in Australia can view it and admire the December of UK?

Thinking about buying a swimming pool is easy, but I don’t like the fact of actually maintaining it with swimming pool chemicals, swimming pool heaters, swimming pool covers, gets me thinking again about my dream on swimming as I certainly do not like maintaining anything other than my IPOD, laptop, bank balance oh and my car.

Right now that all you know how I feel, I will need to learn how to swim?

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